Theme Music

The theme music to Dinnerladies, which plays at the opening and closing of every episode, was composed by Victoria Wood. Although the theme music is generally played without lyrics, two episodes included lyrics on the closing of the episodes, with the lyrics by Victoria Wood herself. During an appearance on Parkinson in 2000, the theme was performed in its entirity with lyrics and Victoria Wood at the piano. This is the only time the theme song has been performed fully.

Minnellium
The episode Minnellium ended with the following lyrics:

Wears away at the dreams that you hold in your heart, All the scared little choices you make without knowing, Take away from the thing that you had at the start.
 * Getting up, getting out, getting on, getting going,

Day by day, drops of water wear the stone away, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday…
 * Chorus:

Toast
The final episode of Dinnerladies featured the following lyrics:

All the plans that you made, all the things you would do, All the schemes that you knew time would bring to fruition, Did they happen? Not so far, at least not to you.
 * All the dreams that you had when it all lay before you,

Day by day, drops of water wear the stone away, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday…
 * Chorus: